Monday morning, a little nervous because I didn’t know what’s to come, we set up the clinic – our beloved spooky 2 generation X, the magnet pulser and our little army of RSGs.
8.00, the first patients show up. They enter our room and the doctor starts, like he always works: he makes them laugh, tells them fantastic stories about his ability to cure people with the machines, he warns them that his flees might bother them. They laugh with the doctor, who calls himself the cat, asking for his fried rats with cheese, while Kyle measures their blood pressure, smiling at the joke that made the cat famous all over the country. „Giving them hope, make them forget their pain for a second, draw a smile on their face, that still is the best medicine there is.“
They then either stay in the room and get a specific treatment with the spooky 2, or go into the other room to get to know one of our other machines. By 9am, the clinic has filled up and we as well as our machines are fully busy. What we have seen so far will turn out to be the main thing for most patients to come. They start with explaining their pain in the shoulder, arms and feet. Often a heat and a constant pain when walking and working. Their muscles are hard and sore. The doctor, knowing about these issues, asks about the amount of water they drink. A lot they say. How many glasses, the doctor asks, one or two a day most patients respond. Our first consultation for 95% of the people thus becomes: „teticha q’ich ya“ – drink more water.
What I love about the indigenous is there openheartedness. They are very thankful and show their gratitude in many forms. They are always open for a laugh and have a good sense of humor. However, to be honest, they don’t really listen. Many of them that returned for 5 days, would simply refuse to drink water. It seems that the more machines, pills and injections, the better. However, we pay everything out of our own pockets and can’t afford to inject everybody all day long and we only have a few machines, so we try to educate them about the importance of water, fruits and vegetables. Eventually, they would listen and tell us that their pain levels drop, that the soreness disappeared, that colds and flu’s, gastritis and chronic bleedings stop – even without pills, shots and operations.
We are busy nonstop for 6 hours straight, until we finally consulted the last person. By that time, the clinics waiting room filled up already again for the afternoon. We took a little lunch and about 30 minutes later we went back to work. Gastritis, diabetes, systs, some times liver issues, ovary infections, bad hearing and a stubborn cough. I am less and less nervous and start to make jokes myself in order to give the people a little laugh, while waiting for the machines to be done. While it was quite chaotic in the morning, during the afternoon we figured out a way to organize the clinic. Patients would see the doc, he’d tell us what to do, and we’d set up the machines. In special cases, they’d get injections to lower their pain or even get a son to be famous spooky2 diagnoze. But because the indigenous rarely get treatments for free and are excited about machines, needles and pills, when one person gets a treatment, they all want it. It doesn’t really matter to them, what for it might be, but it for sure is good. It was a good lesson for me to learn to be more assertive when treatments aren’t needed or even contraproductive.
The next day, it seemed already like a routine. There were more people, but many of them with one of the above mentioned issues. Most people that came for the second time, felt way better. Many of them said, they slept better and their pain dropped. This could be because during the night we ran the spooky2 for better sleep and relaxation on their nails we collected the day before – hence the name spooky2. It is so spooky, it even finds your DNA through quantum entangelement and can treat you from Earth while you are on Venus looking for your soul mate and have a serious cough. We also handed out a lot of colloidal silver, the medicine for over 650 different problems, whether it be Gastritis, varisis, ear infections or fungal infections – the maybe only antibioticum without any secondary effects. So every patient got a bottle. But as it goes, one patient shows up with a big bottle, which we unfortunately filled, because soon after everyone showed up with a two liter bottle instead of a half a liter one. So we started to measure and had to explain them, that one ounce in the U.S. costs about 30 USD and we have to get up in the night to make more medicine as well as pay for it, so we can’t really hand it out in massive quantities. Our helper started to make a list of who gets more medicine, so we’d have a system for that too, but it never really worked. With about 100 people a day, I just lost the overview. In total, we might have handed out a 100 liters of colloidal silver. I bet you that millions of parasites and fungus-cells had a major mental breakdown that week.
But i got more and more in a routine, knew what to do with the diabetics, the syst patients and gastritis. It would mostly look like this: take blood pressure, tell them again to drink at least two liters of water, then put them on one or two machines, then explaining, that the treatments are done. After three days we started to write everything down, so they would be able to remember in case they forgot. Water, silver, magnesium. For Parasites: drink cinnamon and cloves tea. For cancer: bicarbonate, aloe vera and magnesium. „Matiox“ – you’re very welcome. Now please remember, drink water!